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Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
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Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
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The First Amendment is often inconvenient. But that is besides the point. Inconvenience does...
Quote #24087
Even in the common affairs of life, in love, friendship, and marriage, how little...
Quote #6161
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and...
Quote #22487
It’s a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you...
Quote #139
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
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Life wouldn’t be worth living if I worried over the future as well as...
Quote #25389
Where I am, I don’t know, I’ll never know, in the silence you don’t...
Quote #916
The two most evangelical groups in the world are atheists and vegetarians, especially the...