Quote #21669
Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
Quote #7147
If men would consider not so much wherein they differ, as wherein they agree,...
Quote #8527
We are students of words: we are shut up in schools, and colleges, and...
Quote #8409
If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach...
Quote #15234
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
Quote #22071
Beanie You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen...
Quote #4041
It is never too late to give up your prejudices.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #32790
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #5205
We trained hard, but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form...