Quote #28215
If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
Quote #25504
So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face.
Quote #23693
It was such a lovely day I thought it was a pity to get...
Quote #23699
D’you call life a bad job Never We’ve had our ups and downs, we’ve...
Quote #2160
#3535. Contemporaneous exposition is in general the best.
Quote #30190
Work hard, live cheap, and save your money.
Quote #25684
Never trust anyone who wants what you’ve got. Friend or no, envy is an...
Quote #6514
Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Quote #21555
Don’t take life seriously because you can’t come out of it alive.
Quote #5264
I talk to God, but the sky is empty.