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I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.
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I celebrate myself, and sing myself.
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If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying...
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Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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We thank you, Almighty God, for the gift of water. Over it the Holy...
Quote #32915
From 4 to 6 percent of the presidential office is not in administration but...
Quote #20033
If you have a job without aggravation, you don’t have a job.
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Life is often compared to a marathon, but I think it is more like...
Quote #28862
Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due.
Quote #24292
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then...