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If liberty and equality, as is thought by some are chiefly to be found...
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The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let...
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Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrassment. They farm...
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Math was always my bad subject. I couldn’t convince my teachers that many of...
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I’m not a member of any organized political party, I’m a Democrat
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What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country
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The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.
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All you umpires, back to the bleachers. Referees, hit the showers. It?s my game....
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Everything that God created is potentially holy, and our task as humans is to...
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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.