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One of the advantages of being a captain is being able to ask for...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Marriage. It’s a hard term to define. Especially for me–I’ve ducked it like root...
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I refuse to be labeled immoral merely because I am godless.
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Grow old along with me the best is yet to be.
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Among all the tragic consequences of depression and war, this suppression of personal self-expression...
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With every experience, you alone are painting your own canvas, thought by thought, choice...
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It is the action of an uninstructed person to reproach others for his own...
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This is the third time; I hope good luck lies in odd numbers…. There...
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When I was a small boy growing up in Kansas, a friend of mine...