Quote #1094
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
Quote #14647
I must lose myself in action, lest I wither in despair.
Quote #33663
A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for...
Quote #6743
In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like...
Quote #16512
Certainly one of the chief guarantees of freedom under any government, no matter how...
Quote #1912
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
Quote #15318
One loses all the time which he might employ to better purpose.
Quote #62
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Quote #11024
I am the lizard king. I can do anything.
Quote #7711
I pray thee cease thy counsel, Which falls into mine ears as profitless as...