Quote #28991
I like bubbles and the whole thing. That’s the fun of taking a bath....
Quote #13463
When angry, count ten before you speak; if very angry, a hundred.
Quote #9328
The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words...
Quote #32829
I was born an American I will live an American I shall die an...
Quote #25196
You don’t get to choose how you’re going to die, or when. You can...
Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #21249
I know of no more disagreeable situation than to be left feeling generally angry...
Quote #13621
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
Quote #16232
All truly wise thoughts have been thoughts already thousands of times; but to make...
Quote #33726
I’ve always found paranoia to be a perfectly defensible position.