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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
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Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to...
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Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows.
Quote #2059
We are given children to test us and make us more spiritual.
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The partisan, when he is engaged in a dispute, cares nothing about the rights...
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Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.
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The Internet is like a vault with a screen door on the back. I...
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The wisest keeps something of the vision of a child. Though he may understand...
Quote #4887
He wears his faith but as the fashion of his hat.
Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.