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Cynicism is not realistic and tough. It’s unrealistic and kind of cowardly because it...
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Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is...
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No guest is so welcome in a friend’s house that he will not become...
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Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can’t you go home Aren’t you good...
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe...
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People vote their resentment, not their appreciation. The average man does not vote for...
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If you don’t know where you are going, any road will take you there.
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If we were faultless we should not be so much annoyed by the defects...
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Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth – a sense of humor.
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Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it with the handle...