Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #4858
The fringed curtains of thine eye advance.
Quote #25075
May it not be that, just as we have faith in Him, God has...
Quote #828
Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be...
Quote #24676
If I had to choose between putting a saloon or a liberal church on...
Quote #9380
If I must choose between righteousness and peace, I choose righteousness.
Quote #20752
When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When...
Quote #17419
It is not enough to have knowledge, one must also apply it. It is...
Quote #20368
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s...
Quote #27083
A woman of honor should not expect of others things she would not do...