Quote #29991
Neurotic means he is not as sensible as I am, and psychotic means he’s...
Quote #1982
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
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When a thing is done, it’s done. Don’t look back. Look forward to your...
Quote #6762
Strange as it seems, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and formal education...
Quote #33919
Our friends show us what we can do our enemies teach us what we...
Quote #6027
Where principle is involved, be deaf to expediency.
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I have only one superstition. I touch all the bases when I hit a...
Quote #27721
People with clenched fists can not shake hands.
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Woe be to him that reads but one book.
Quote #6126
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...