Quote #1874
Wife: one who is sorry she did it, but would undoubtedly do it again.
Quote #19603
Sandy Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course...
Quote #33157
Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints...
Quote #30571
He who does not bellow the truth when he knows the truth makes himself...
Quote #20272
The gifts of a bad man bring no good with them.
Quote #25882
Mind unemployed is mind unenjoyed.
Quote #17205
Having the fewest wants, I am nearest to the gods.
Quote #30022
It’s not true that life is one damn thing after another it is one...
Quote #4313
How dreadful it is when the right judge judges wrong!
Quote #25147
Those who do not complain are never pitied.