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Childhood is that wonderful time when all you need to do to lose weight...
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The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.
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The great enemy of clear language is insincerity.
Quote #3707
For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and big words Bother me.
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There is no way to be completely happy without being oblivious to the world...
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Good humor is a paradox. The unexpected juxtaposition of the reasonable next to the...
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Out of the frying pan into the fire.
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James, you ought to discover some day that words have an exact meaning.
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Quote #12727
Fortune is a giver and a taker.