Quote #18035
Happiness is not a goal it is a by-product.
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Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...
Quote #34036
It’s not that some people have willpower and some don’t. It’s that some people...
Quote #32008
It is very strange that the years teach us patience – that the shorter...
Quote #5360
No man knows how bad he is till he has tried very hard to...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #14571
I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he...
Quote #11779
The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
Quote #16769
A fool’s brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry....
Quote #2147
What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared.