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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
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A slipping gear in your M203 grenade launcher can cause it to fire when...
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What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
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Genius is nothing but continued attention.
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My husband gave me a necklace. It’s fake. I requested fake. Maybe I’m paranoid,...
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A little Madness in the Spring Is wholesome even for the King.
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You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop...
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That’s the fourth extra base hit for the Padres — two doubles and a...
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Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small...
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He is richest who is content with the least, for content is the wealth...