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Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d...
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it...
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The scientific name for an animal that doesn’t either run from or fight its...
Quote #4819
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of...
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God, give us grace to accept with serenity the things that cannot be changed,...
Quote #6040
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Quote #27437
A signature always reveals a man’s character – and sometimes even his name.
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The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
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On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good and...
Quote #20952
A jest’s prosperity lies in the ear Of him that hears it, never in...