Quote #14346
Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
Quote #30764
The best way not to have people in your way is to let them...
Quote #1082
I have learned this at least by my experiment: if one advances confidently in...
Quote #4391
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,At which the audience never fail...
Quote #23281
Character is power.
Quote #13662
Life is not meant to be easy, my child; but take courage — it...
Quote #34663
I catnap now and then, but I think while I nap, so it’s not...
Quote #26121
I’ll tell you why I like the cigarette business. It cost a penny to...
Quote #12786
Greedy eaters dig their graves with their teeth.