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When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of...
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I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and...
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It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you...
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He is not drowning His sheep when He washeth them, nor killing them when...
Quote #10904
Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it.
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“The Good Book” – one of the most remarkable euphemisms ever coined.
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Irrational barriers and ancient prejudices fall quickly when the question of survival itself is...
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An enemy can partly ruin a man, but it takes a good-natured injudicious friend...
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At points of clarity, I realize that my life on earth is meaningless, and...
Quote #22785
You can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.