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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
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A world in which others controlled the course of their own development … would...
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Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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Pain is nothing compared to what it feels like to quit. Give everything you...
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Puritanism The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
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Your body is just the place your memory calls home.
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I had rather be right than be President.
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Truly great madness can not be achieved without significant intelligence.
Quote #22304
Vivere est cogitare. (To think is to live)