Quote #27012
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for...
Quote #5001
They say that the wages of sin is death. But after taxes its just...
Quote #13463
When angry, count ten before you speak; if very angry, a hundred.
Quote #22895
All slang is a metaphor, and all metaphor is poetry.
Quote #1348
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
Quote #11653
Remind me to write an article on the compulsive reading of news. The theme...
Quote #8858
Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of someone...
Quote #32735
How frequently the last time comes and we do not know.
Quote #17940
Man is by nature a political animal.
Quote #14488
Public speaking is very easy.