Quote #2615
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
Quote #25896
That’s the good part of dying when you’ve nothing to lose, you run any...
Quote #23628
Behold a worthy sight, to which the God, turning his attention to his own...
Quote #34793
No man’s life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
Quote #12510
When you have eliminated the impossible, that which remains, however improbable, must be the...
Quote #23848
One hand washes the other.
Quote #12944
The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppose.
Quote #22950
The entire sum of existence is the magic of being needed by just one...
Quote #16039
A wise man is he who does not grieve for the thing which he...
Quote #43
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...