Quote #839
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
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In times of joy, all of us wished we possessed a tail we could...
Quote #29808
It’s always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.
Quote #21540
Ace Running a casino is like robbing a bank with no cops around. For...
Quote #19922
Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
Quote #9881
Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds.
Quote #5851
I am always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.
Quote #25848
Believe your beliefs and doubt your doubts.
Quote #4996
Paranoia means having all the facts.
Quote #16712
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it...