Quote #338
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
Quote #3996
Wear the old coat and buy the new book.
Quote #2117
Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo Clinic.
Quote #11055
Patriotism is not a short and frenzied outburst of emotion, but the tranquil and...
Quote #31597
there will always be pressures and time sin your life when you’ll need answers,...
Quote #14821
Men heap together the mistakes of their lives and create a monster they call...
Quote #19666
Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
Quote #25463
There is no time like the pleasant.
Quote #31302
You cannot hold back a good laugh any more than you can the tide....
Quote #5705
Never be haughty to the humble; never be humble to the haughty.