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Love: The delusion that one woman differs from another.
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Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I...
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Math was always my bad subject. I couldn’t convince my teachers that many of...
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When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line...
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The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
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It is not fair to ask of others what you are not willing to...
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I know indeed what evil I intend to do, but stronger than all my...
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One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am...
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When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet deep down in...