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What is more mortifying than to feel that you have missed the plum for...
Quote #5705
Never be haughty to the humble; never be humble to the haughty.
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If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you’d...
Quote #1822
Chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
Quote #2111
How could I lose to such an idiot?
Quote #14498
I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.
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Anecdotes and maxims are rich treasures to the man of the world, for he...
Quote #1098
If a person offend you and you are in doubt as to whether it...
Quote #33250
To sit alone in the lamplight with a book spread out before you, and...
Quote #28208
The old-timers around here still shake their heads and chuckle about that city slicker...