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I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
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What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to...
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The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...
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The things that one most wants to do are the things that are probably...
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I found one day in school a boy of medium size ill-treating a smaller...
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Marriage means expectations and expectations mean conflict.
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Education is not merely a means for earning a living or an instrument for...
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No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.
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Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy.
Quote #30889
God could not be everywhere, and therefore he created mothers.