Quote #350
Instant gratification is not soon enough.
Quote #31373
I believe the first test of a truly great man is his humility.
Quote #22484
Well, I’m not a crook.
Quote #32576
Let the stronger man give to the man whose need is greater let him...
Quote #508
This Englishwoman is so refined She has no bosom and no behind.
Quote #15575
A man is getting along on the road to wisdom when he begins to...
Quote #29513
Life is too serious to be taken seriously.
Quote #25018
Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can’t crowd into it any arrears...
Quote #10621
I grow more intense as I age.
Quote #12169
The problem with the common person is that he is so unbearably common!