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Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most...
Quote #16870
Be and not seem.
Quote #30450
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Quote #5102
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
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When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound,...
Quote #26358
We must adjust to changing times and still hold to unchanging principles.
Quote #13377
Where did they put pictures, comic strips, and coupons before they invented the refrigerator...
Quote #26021
Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive easy to govern, but...
Quote #10357
When one door of happiness closes another opens; but we often look so long...
Quote #13161
If someone tells you who they are, believe them.