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It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor...
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A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can let...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes...
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What the imagination seizes as beauty must be truth.
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Anybody can be good in the country. There are no temptations there.
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In love, one and one are one.
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A friend is a present you give yourself.
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It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what...
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Reasonable people adapt themselves to the world. Unreasonable people attempt to adapt the world...