Quote #749
My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which...
Quote #31424
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those...
Quote #12473
The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass.
Quote #23914
You can’t help someone get up a hill without getting closer to the top...
Quote #2363
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
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By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second,...
Quote #1001
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so...
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Conflict is inevitable, but combat is optional.
Quote #26627
A good question is never answered. It is not a bolt to be tightened...
Quote #28589
To limit the press is to insult a nation to prohibit reading of certain...