Quote #7667
Unity in things necessary, liberty in things doubtful, charity in everything.
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The true civilization is where every man gives to every other every right that...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #3076
I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.
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Adulthood is the ever-shrinking period between childhood and old age. It is the apparent...
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Firmness of purpose is one of the most necessary sinews of character, and one...
Quote #8149
Life is sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.
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Every woman knows all about everything.
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Dwell not upon thy weariness, thy strength shall be according to the measure of...
Quote #14577
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.