Quote #2224
Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim.
Quote #7353
It well becomes a young man to be modest.
Quote #1635
We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when...
Quote #34527
Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
Quote #1118
Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a...
Quote #29102
WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
Quote #543
I was born at the age of twelve on an MGM lot.
Quote #15955
The man who trusts men will make fewer mistakes that he who distrusts them.
Quote #29487
The one thing that doesn’t abide by majority rule is a person’s conscience.
Quote #34586
EVERY path may lead you to God, even the weird ones. Most of us...