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Always win; but if you must lose, make the person in front of you...
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When I was a child people simply looked about them and were moderately happy...
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I can tell you, honest friend, what to believe believe life it teaches better...
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Society produces rogues, and education makes one rogue cleverer than another.
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There are people who think that everything one does with a serious face is...
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California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange.
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I say beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather a...
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Fools rush in where fools have been before.
Quote #21340
You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
Quote #20067
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.