Quote #10747
Make failure your teacher, not your undertaker.
Quote #5347
I am loving before I am patriotic: I am human before I am American.
Quote #6321
At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new...
Quote #13105
Originality is merely an illusion.
Quote #19247
His mother called such people ignorant and superstitious, but his father only shook his...
Quote #25504
So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face.
Quote #5196
The mind can also be an erogenous zone.
Quote #17710
To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship.
Quote #22273
If there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in...
Quote #1839
There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist- the taxidermist leaves...