Quote #25637
Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
Quote #29238
We say the name of God, but that is only habit.
Quote #5839
One thing life has taught me: if you are interested, you never have to...
Quote #17666
God, give us grace to accept with serenity the things that cannot be changed,...
Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #5557
Dreamers can find their way by moonlight and their only punishment is that they...
Quote #30479
No men can be lords of our faith, though they may be helpers of...
Quote #9543
I just drank eighteen whiskies. That must be a record.
Quote #3874
Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and...
Quote #1142
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it...