Quote #14159
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Quote #16557
Juanita Ooh that boy’s a fine piece of work all right. He’s a fine...
Quote #18862
If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the...
Quote #17669
The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
Quote #17489
By nature, men are nearly alike by practice, they get to be wide apart.
Quote #6504
Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense...
Quote #19949
Courage is the thing. All goes if courage goes.
Quote #26330
Only lie about the future.
Quote #27940
If you tell the truth, you have infinite power supporting you but if not,...
Quote #18047
You always admire what you really don’t understand.