Quote #11272
Advice is like snow; the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and...
Quote #17248
The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having...
Quote #28647
Paranoids are people, too they have their own problems. It’s easy to criticize, but...
Quote #6572
There is no sin except stupidity.
Quote #2404
Every man thinks God is on his side. The rich and powerful know He...
Quote #25620
Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Quote #2852
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
Quote #10350
When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so...
Quote #25729
I realized early on that the academy and the literary world alike-and I don’t...
Quote #3390
Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it; but...