Quote #20091
Wait until it is night before saying that is has been a fine day.
Quote #13527
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
Quote #15983
Never value the valueless. The trick is to know how to recognize it.
Quote #3360
Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
Quote #22599
Whoever obeys the gods, to him they particularly listen.
Quote #27285
People say I’ve had brushes with the law. That’s not true. I’ve had brushes...
Quote #7798
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of...
Quote #30211
Somehow liberals have been unable to acquire from birth what conservatives seem to be...
Quote #3535
He who will not economize will have to agonize.
Quote #34551
Anyone can revolt. It is more difficult silently to obey our own inner promptings,...