Quote #30711
One lives in the hope of becoming a memory.
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #2432
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
Quote #472
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered,...
Quote #17414
If you must tell me your opinions, tell me what you believe in. I...
Quote #1499
Trouble is only opportunity in work clothes.
Quote #4416
The soul of man is immortal and imperishable.
Quote #20639
Grow old along with me The best is yet to be, The last of...
Quote #27855
I think one of the great problems we have in the Republican Party is...
Quote #4223
A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.