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Many, if not all, of my presidential opponents are certifiable idiots.
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I have always been an admirer. I regard the gift of admiration as indispensable...
Quote #2819
Good taste is the enemy of creativity
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If the scissors are not used daily on the beard, it will not be...
Quote #6790
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
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Even as the cell is the unit of the organic body, so the family...
Quote #3836
If you refuse to be made straight when you are green, you will not...
Quote #2019
Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts.
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It is wise to apply the oil of refined politeness to the mechanisms of...
Quote #24938
Deem not life a thing of consequence. For look at the yawning void of...