Quote #15208
To lengthen thy Life, lessen thy meals
Quote #22820
What is an epigram A dwarfish whole, its body brevity, and wit its soul.
Quote #19046
We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we...
Quote #10194
Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief...
Quote #18470
If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I’d spend six sharpening...
Quote #11560
The phrase “domestic cat” is an oxymoron.
Quote #34762
There can be no spirituality, no sanctity, no truth without the female sex.
Quote #4564
The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively...
Quote #10143
We are never late. We arrive precisely when we mean to.
Quote #14498
I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.