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A pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun...
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You can’t tell me that cowboys, when they’re branding cattle, don’t sort of ‘accidentally’...
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Those who know how to win are much more numerous than those who know...
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We live in a rainbow of Chaos.
Quote #20738
We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.
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Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to...
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If I can put one touch of rosy sunset into the life of any...
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Never do things others can do and will do if there are things others...
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I asked Ring Lardner the other day how he writes his short stories, and...
Quote #7223
He of whom many are afraid ought to fear many.