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There is a remedy for all things but death, which will be sure to...
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Sorry for the disaster. And thanks for your patience!
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence then success is sure.
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People would never fall in love if they had not heard love talked about.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody...
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All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty...
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We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.
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Cry “Havoc,” and let slip the dogs of war.