Quote #6357
The palest ink is better than the best memory.
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Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend.
Quote #6765
He talked with more claret than clarity.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #29372
A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner, so if one’s life...
Quote #13392
Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction.
Quote #11228
A man who could build a church, as one may say, by squinting at...
Quote #6158
An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.
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I want to make a policy statement. I am unabashedly in favor of women....
Quote #21236
Certainly virtue is like precious odors, most fragrant when they are incensed, or crushed...