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If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.
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Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men although he was twice married,...
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Historian: an unsuccessful novelist.
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Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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Not until we dare to regard ourselves as a nation, not until we respect...
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is...
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Ford used to have a better idea now they don’t have a clue.
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don’t recognize them.