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When asked what was the proper time for supper If you are a rich...
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Regard your good name as the richest jewel you can possibly be possessed of...
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“People get trapped into thinking about just one way of doing things.”
Quote #33041
You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
Quote #3159
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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To be always thinking about your manners is not the way to make them...
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One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe...
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My life needs a rewinderase button. – Calvin
Quote #10360
No sun – no moon! No morn – no noon – No dawn –...