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It’s like being a Knight of the Garter. It’s an honor, but it doesn’t...
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‘Who are you and how did you get in here’ ‘I’m a locksmith. And,...
Quote #26120
It’s only when the tide goes out that you learn who’s been swimming naked.
Quote #789
The public will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth.
Quote #17813
When I was a child people simply looked about them and were moderately happy...
Quote #29579
This was love at first sight, love everlasting a feeling unknown, unhoped for, unexpected–in...
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Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy...
Quote #7136
It is with our passions, as it is with fire and water, they are...
Quote #10002
We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
Quote #27406
Whoever said Marriage is a 5-5 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees...