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Do not wrong or hate your neighbor for it is not he that you...
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By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
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Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
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Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring,...
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Commit yourself to a dream… Nobody who tries to do something great but fails...
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Football is not a contact sport, it’s a collision sport – dancing is a...
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Probably all laws are useless, for good men do not want laws at all,...
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A broken bone can heal, but the wound a word opens can fester forever.
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The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls...
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I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!