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The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can’t help it.
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The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
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Tis the most certain sign, the world’s accurst. That the best things corrupted are...
Quote #15669
The greatest poem is not that which is most skillfully constructed, but that in...
Quote #17023
Every man has his follies — and often they are the most interesting thing...
Quote #12258
Life is pain, anyone who says differently is selling something.
Quote #32651
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he...
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They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny...
Quote #34277
How we treasure (and admire) the people who acknowledge us